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On the article Two-Year-Old Run Over By Lawn Mower, Loses Both Legs
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On the article 6-Foot-Tall Wooden Indian, Tattoo Machine Reported Stolen
Patrick Crowley
11:31 am on Tuesday, March 26, 2013
1) "The statue, which was located under a pavillion in the backyard of the home..."
2) 9 inches of snow absorbs sound and keeps the windows of the home closed.
3) Some crooks can be quiet.
That's how you do not notice someone walking off with your 6 foot Indian statue. -
On the article Loaded Pistol Stolen From Unlocked Car
Patrick Crowley
11:24 pm on Saturday, March 23, 2013
ReplyIt would be nice if people would think about what they are about to
do and to see that what they are doing is wrong. This guy was a
real idiot! Way to go Mr. Stupid! -
On the article Man Accidentally Fires Gunshot Into Neighbor's Apartment
Patrick Crowley
9:47 am on Friday, March 15, 2013
ReplyI know someone who was doing "quick-draw" practice with his revolver.
He put a hole through the floor and into the abandoned theater below.
We still chide him on occasion since no one was in the theater. -
On the article Police Chief: 'Convicting My Officers Before Anything Is Done Is Unacceptable'
Patrick Crowley
9:47 am on Friday, March 15, 2013
ReplyWow, just crossing a hallway is harassment? Oh male bovine fecal matter!
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On the article Alcohol Monitoring for Fenton Nurse Who Filed False Police Report
Patrick Crowley
5:12 pm on Monday, March 4, 2013
ReplyShe must be in pretty sad shape to do something like this.
She is in need of your prayers. -
On the article A Felony to File Gun Laws? Is Missouri a Laughingstock?
Patrick Crowley
1:31 pm on Sunday, February 24, 2013
ReplyEqualize all by removing restrictions on fire arms ownership and possession
with the exception of the "full automatic" restriction of course. Having the
full population armed what idiot would try do pull off a drive-by shooting if
everyone on the street fires back at the cars occupants as they drive down
the street? What rapist/murderer would approach a woman wearing a
Colt Combat Commander on her hip? Would a bank robber try to rob a
bank if there were 20 armed men and women in it? -
On the article Man Steals From Vacant Homes to Pay for Heroin Addiction, Police Say
Patrick Crowley
5:26 pm on Saturday, February 23, 2013
ReplyCorrection to Second Paragraph, last sentence: is "They happened between September 2013 and Jan. 19, 2013, according to court documents." Should
read "They happened between September 2012 and Jan. 19, 2013, according to court documents." -
On the article Dumpster Divers Nabbed Behind Value Village
Patrick Crowley
7:28 pm on Tuesday, February 19, 2013
ReplyI didn't know that dumpster diving was illegal! Oh, since it's illegal,
like crossing the border without filing for immigration status, I guess
it's okay to dumpster dive since it's okay to illegally cross the border! -
On the article South County Woman's New Method of Self-Defense: Wasp Spray
Patrick Crowley
11:50 am on Tuesday, February 19, 2013
ReplyCold Steel has some awesome Pepper Spray!
Patrick Crowley
11:19 am on Thursday, April 11, 2013
I own a riding lawn mower and the first thing the manufacturer talks about is
SAFETY, SAFETY AROUND CHILDREN, SAFETY IN OPERATION!
WTF was the mother thinking in letting her girl-child out into the yard
when her husband was operating the lawn tractor? Why TF didn't the girl-
childs father stop the riding lawn mower right away? The mother yelled
and he didn't hear her? STUPID PEOPLE!